White Ghetto keeps churning out their sorta porn parodies. Out today, This Isn’t Undercover Boss …It’s A XXX Spoof!

The back cover blurb promises: “In this hidden camera extravaganza a top level boss goes undercover in her own company to get a raw look at how people really work, and a look at how people really fuck!” Expect five filthy sex scenes on desks or office chairs. Starring Nikki Nievez, Veronica Jett, Isabella Amour, Maggie Matthews and Missy Wood.

Two weeks ago, White Ghetto released This Isn’t Revenge of the Nerds … It’s a XXX Spoof! Coming in three weeks: This Isn’t Dirty Harry … It’s a XXX Spoof!, which will highlight women with unshaven pubic hair. (Harry, hairy, get it?!?) Our official Porn Parody Theater has 700+ White Ghetto titles for streaming or download, including most of the recent “XXX Spoof” releases.

Maybe I’ll lose some geek cred here, but I had never heard of Hawkman or Hawkgirl before today. Ex-con director Rob Black presents The Adventures of Hawkman & Hawkgirl: An Extreme Comixxx Parody, available now on DVD. Ryan Driller and Allie Haze play the title superheroes.

The XXX Adventures of Hawkman & Hawkgirl: An Extreme Comixxx Parody

Hey, there’s a SFW trailer up at YouTube.

The characters of Hawkman and Hawkgirl date back to 1940 in the DC Comics universe. There is reportedly a Hawkman movie in development somewhere in Hollywood. The XXX version gets their costumes down cold.

It’s not easy to look sexy in green tights, but I trust Allie Haze to pull it off.

The Adventures of Hawkman & Hawkgirl: An Extreme Comixxx Parody also stars Alison Moore, Dani Daniels, Jessie Andrews, Melina Mason, Mia Gold, Scarlett Banks and Tasha Reign.

Two new DVDs showed up in our official Porn Parody Store today, both a week ahead of schedule. If you preordered, they’re on their way.

From Juicy and director Jordan Septo, OMG It’s the Dirty Dancing XXX Parody starring Dani Daniels and Ryan Driller in the roles made famous by Jennifer Grey and Patrick Swayze, plus Alexa Styles, Christie Stevens, Evan Stone, Mackenzie Pierce and Seth Gamble.

And from DreamZone and director Ralph Long, The Karate Kid XXX: A Dreamzone Parody with Tommy Pistol in the title role, Evan Stone as “Mr. Miyagi”, plus Anissa Kate, Diana Prince, Gia Grace, Katie St. Ives and a Ron Jeremy cameo.

Hey, there’s a SFW trailer at YouTube:

I predict The Karate Kid XXX: A Dreamzone Parody will sweep next year’s porn awards in the Best Makeup Effects category.

Vivid.com has posted the complete Iron Man XXX: An Axel Braun Parody online, available exclusively to subscribers for the next week.

Plot synopsis from the studio: “Tony Stark’s limo is attacked and he is critically wounded. He finds himself the prisoner of an Afghan terrorist group known as the Ten Rings and he is forced to build a deadly weapon. Instead he uses his keen intelligence to fabricate an indestructible armor and escape his captors. However an electromagnet has been embedded in his chest by fellow captive Dr. Hoe Yinsen to keep shrapnel from killing him. The magnet unfortunately carries a side-effect — priapism, a medical condition in which a penis remains erect for long periods of time. Once free, he must fight the evil and powerful enemy Mandarin, save the world and get laid (not necessarily in that order).”

Dale DaBone plays the title role. Also starring Lexi Belle, Brooklyn Lee, Derrick Pierce, Shazia Sahari, Dana DeArmond, Jazy Berlin, Skin Diamond and Lexington Steele (as Nick Fury).

Look for Iron Man XXX: An Axel Braun Parody on DVD on May 21.

Iron Man XXX: An Axel Braun Parody – on DVD 5/21/2013

Back in 1984, big-boobed pornstar Christy Canyon played the title role in porn parody Dirty Shary. Unlike the original Dirty Harry, she goes undercover — “The daring and violent female detective Dirty Shary infiltrates a bordello and must pretend she’s a prostitute.”

Dirty Shary – Dirty Harry porn parody starring Christy Canyon

The Dirty Shary tagline was “Go Ahead … Make Her Night!” As any quibbly film geek can tell you, Clint Eastwood’s famous “Go ahead, make my day” line actually appeared in the fourth Dirty Harry film, Sudden Impact. The equivalent famous line in Dirty Harry went, “You’ve gotta ask yourself a question: ‘Do I feel lucky?’ Well, do ya, punk?” Change the context and that could easily become porno dialogue.

IAFD shows a 1986 release called Dirty Harriet starring Barbara Dare, but it’s not available on DVD and VoD. Some tube sites have clips which look like they came from VHS tapes. Some bitt sites claim to have the whole film, if you’re a completist Eastwood and/or Dare fan.

White Ghetto drops its latest sorta porn parody, This Isn’t Dirty Harry … It’s A XXX Spoof!

This Isn’t Dirty Harry … It’s A XXX Spoof!

A while back we mistakenly predicted this would be a “hairy” niche flick. It’s not. This Isn’t Dirty Harry … It’s A XXX Spoof! actually collects five sex scenes featuring a male pornstar who goes by the name “Dirty Harry”. Clever, huh? The girls include Vida Valentine, Krystal Wett and Paris Hershey. Still no real parody content beyond the title.

The back cover blurb riffs on Clint Eastwood’s trademark gun and catchphrase from Dirty Harry. “With his magnum size cock, he doesn’t break hymens, he smashes them! The girls get to feel his lucky spunk. Do you feel lucky?”

The porn biz has been slow to embrace the pop culture zombie apocalypse craze. One big problem: it’s not easy to make zombies sexy. Vampires may be undead abominations, but there’s a long tradition of vampires as sophisticated and irresistible seductors. Zombies are just mobile decomposing corpses.

But two zombie apocalypse porn titles are coming out this summer. First up, Beyond Fucked: A Zombie Odyssey from Smash Pictures, starring Bonnie Rotten.

Beyond Fucked: A Zombie Odyssey

Horror porn freaks will dig the zombie-on-zombie action scene featuring Tommy Pistol (who also directed) and Annie Cruz.

Beyond Fucked: A Zombie Odyssey is now available for streaming or download in our official Porn Parody Theater. The Beyond Fucked DVD is slated for release later in June.

And now slated for July 2013 release is the much-anticipated The Walking Dead: A Hardcore Parody from Burning Angel.

The Walking Dead: A Hardcore Parody from Burning Angel

We posted some set photos a while back. Damn this looks awesome. Starring Joanna Angel, Skin Diamond, Phoenix Askani, Kleio, Nikki Hearts, Brittany Lynn and Tommy Pistol.

Here’s a blast from the past. Back in 1989, Moonlight Entertainment made a porn parody of Late Night With David Letterman entitled Late Night For Lovers.

Late Night For Lovers – David Letterman porn parody from 1989

Robert Bullock plays fake David Letterman, and Blake Palmer plays fake Paul Shaffer. The female cast includes Tamara Lee (“as seen in Penthouse magazine”), Victoria Paris, Brandy Alexander and Tori Welles.

Did the Late Night set have wood panelling and plants in 1989? Unlikely. And Letterman definitely didn’t have a mustache. If you’re gonna play David Letterman in a porn parody, shave off your damn mustache!

David Letterman celebrity impersonation porn made a comeback in 2009 after his public spat with Sarah Palin. Hustler ripped from the headlines with Letterman’s Nailin’ Palin, while Lethal Hardcore presented a mindblowing fake David/Sarah/Bristol threesome in Fuck My Mom and Me #9.

Only a month after Hollywood’s latest Star Trek movie, Hustler gets ready to drop This Ain’t Star Trek XXX 3, once again directed by Axel Braun and starring Evan Stone as Captain Kirk.

The DVD comes out Tuesday, June 25, 2013. It’s in 3-D, and each two-disc set comes with a pair of red/blue 3-D glasses, just in case you don’t have a dozen pairs of 3-D glasses lying around like some people I could name.

Hey, there’s a SFW YouTube trailer:

Also starring Ana Foxx, Bailey Blue, Dillion Harper, Jake Taylor, Marcus London, Michael Vegas, Penny Pax, Richie Calhoun, Scarlett Fay and Will Ryder.

White Ghetto sticks with the law enforcement theme with its latest sorta porn parody: This Isn’t Police Academy … It’s A XXX Spoof!

This Isn’t Police Academy … It’s A XXX Spoof!

Five cop-themed scenes starring Lola Lane, Nyla Thai, Kyanna Lee, Coco Velvet and Lucy Blaze. Don’t expect much plot, but if you dig girls wearing (briefly) cop uniforms, this might be for you.

Did you know that many people who like sports also like porn? The two forms of entertainment have collided occasionally over the years. PORN PARODY here collects 40 or so of the highlights.

• White Men Can’t Hump

  1992 | Coast to Coast | Sal E. Mander

  Sean Michaels and Cassidy (a popular one-name pornstar at the time) spoof the basketball buddy flick White Men Can’t Jump. Basketball double entendres abound: “It’s got finger rolls, dunks, loose balls and rim shots. And then the basketball starts!” Heey-yoooooo!

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• She Got Game

  1998 | Video Team | Teri Diver

  Monique plays the heavily recruited young natural in this XXX riff on Spike Lee’s He Got Game. Filling out the roster are Crystal Knight, Nico Treasures and Mr. Marcus.

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• Tracey at the Sex Derby

  Gourmet | 1987 | John Shubert

  Horse racing’s big event provides the backdrop for this classic porno. “The excitement at Lusty Downs runs high, but not all the action is on the turf. Behind the scenes in the breeding shed, Tracey Adams and her staff are jockeying for position.”

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• Asscar

  2009 | Wicked

  Only a compilation, but it sneaks onto the list for the fun stoopid title pun and box cover (though we’re pretty sure no one has ever won a NASCAR race driving a taxi). Bump drafting not only permitted but encouraged.

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• Dodgeballs

  2009 | Brazzers

  A hardfought game of co-ed dodgeball surprisingly gives way to a gymnasium orgy. A 25-minute scene available exclusively at the Brazzers network.

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• Squirts Illustrated

  2007 | VCA | Axel Braun

  Legendary parody director Axel Braun made three installments of this squirting-themed Sports Illustrated knockoff series. The first one featured cover girl Gwen Diamond and was subtitled “The Porn Star Issue”, though technically every issue of Squirts Illustrated was a porn star issue.

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• Bad News Bitches (1-4)

  2005 | Pink Kitty | Randy Spears

  Jenna Haze and Nautica Thorn play baseball — OK, they wear baseball caps briefly, close enough — in this parody released the same year as Richard Linklater’s disappointing remake of The Bad News Bears. Sequels appeared in 2006, 2008 and 2009 before the franchise faded away.

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• Field of Reams

  2012 | Brazzers

  If you build it, they will come. One dude builds a baseball field in his backyard, and Kagney Linn Karter and Lylith Lavey come dressed in baseball uniforms. A 35-minute scene available exclusively at the Brazzers network site “Big Tits in Sports”.

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• Caddysnatch

  2004 | Wizard of Ass | Andre Chance

  Not really a parody, just a bizarro golf-themed fetish title. If you’ve always wanted to see a Sarah Silverman lookalike put golf balls and clubs in assorted holes, this one’s for you.

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• Caddy Shack-up

  1986 | Vidco Entertainment | Jack Remy

  The original Caddyshack porn parody, set at Burning Bush Country Club “where the caddies are the cutest, most curvacious, and voracious club handlers you ever played with on the putting green”. How bout a Fresca?

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• Bring It On: A XXX Porn Parody

  2011 | Smash

  Does cheerleading count as a sport? We say yes. Natalia Rossi, Ally Kay, Ivy Winters, Lizz Tayler, Jynx Maze, Nevaeh Givens and Ruby Rayes compete to make it to nationals or regionals or whatever.

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• Spartacus MMXII

  2012 | Wicked | Marcus London

  Does gladiatorial combat count as a sport? We say yes. This stylish XXX version of Starz’s Spartacus series was a big hit in 2012.

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• Celebrity Porno Poker

  2005 | Coast To Coast | The Iceman

  Does poker count as a sport? We say yes. This 2005 release parodied Bravo’s Celebrity Poker Showdown. James Deen had a threesome with Cassie Young and Rebecca Bardoux in one of his earliest roles.

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• Furious Fuckers (1 & 2)

  2007 | Evil Angel | Rocco Siffredi

  This Fast and Furious knockoff substitutes motorcycle racing for cars, which technically makes it more of a Torque porn parody. Siffredi followed up the same year with Furious Fuckers 2: Final Race.

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• Racer X

  2004 | Ultimate | Nicholas Steele

  Carmen Luvana plays a superstar race car driver. Despite the title and psychedelic box cover, Racer X borrows more from The Fast and the Furious than from Speed Racer.

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• Olympic Fever

  1979 | Arrow | Phil Marshak

  Platinum blonde porn superstar Seka played an Olympic swimming hopeful suffering from a protein deficiency. A skeezy sports doctor recommends a new performance-enhancing diet.

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• Erotic Olympics

  1978 | Fuck Cuts | Gerard Damiano

  Vanessa del Rio, Sharon Mitchell and other pornstars “compete” in various X-rated “events”. The USA team boycotted the 1980 Summer Olympics, which made this film doubly important to national morale.

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• Pornolympics: the Anal Games

  2008 | Private | J.F. Romagnoli

  Private released this title featuring “22 sluts in the horniest games ever” just before the Beijing Olympics opened. In 2012 the studio followed with the compilation Private Porn Olympics.

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• DP2: The Mighty Phucks

  1994 | Filmco | Loren Sterling

  One of the few hockey-themed pornos out there. Cmon, who doesn’t want to watch hot babes with padded gloves and big sticks crosschecking each other? Oddly enough, there was no porn parody of the first Mighty Ducks movie, only the sequel.

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• Super Ball Sunday

  1994 | Powder Puff | Carl Danser

  This oddball little experiment in counter-programming stars Chayse Manhattan (probably the only pornstar named after a bank) who distracts her husband and his buddies from the big game.

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• This Isn’t UFC: Ultimate Fucking Championship (1 & 2)

  2011 | Devil’s Film | Sammy Slater

  Alexis Texas, Audrey Hollander and Alexis Grace competed in the inaugural UFC porn parody, while Codi Carmichael, Lizz Tayler and Ashlynn Leigh joined for the sequel. Each sex scene takes place in a matted, caged MMA ring.

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• Game of Dick

  2012 | Brazzers

  A loose XXX reenactment of the famous Bruce Lee vs Kareem Abdul-Jabbar fight scene from Game of Death. Lexington Steele channels Jabbar, Juelz Ventura dons Lee’s yellow jumpsuit, and redhead Andy San Dimas joins the battle. Originally online only, then included on the Brazzers Presents: The Parodies 2 DVD.

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• Rockey X

  1986 | Penguin | Pat Roggins

  Infamous woodsman John Holmes played “Rockey” in one of his final roles. Adam & Eve recently reissued this title on a Holmes box set along with another parody, Saturday Night Beaver. A sequel without Holmes entitled Rockey X 2: The Final Round appeared in 1987 but does not circulate nowadays.

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• Rocky XXX

  2011 | Adam & Eve | Will Ryder

  Anthony Rosano plays Rocky and Andy San Dimas plays Adrian in Will Ryder’s goofy riff on the classic underdog tale. There are actual boxing scenes in between the sex. Also starring Lily Labeau, Madison Ivy, Chastity Lynn, Mr. Marcus (as Apollo Creed) and Tyler Knight (as Clubber Lang).

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• Footballers Wives (First Half & Second Half)

  2010-11 | Bluebird | Paul Chaplin

  The British soap Footballers Wive$ ran from 2002 to 2006.
  Glossy Europorn outfit Bluebird spread its mega-parody over two releases, Footballers Wives: First Half and Footballers Wives: Second Half.

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• Private World Cup: Footballers’ Wives

  2010 | Private | Tony Ward

  Not based on the British soap, but rather a celebrity impersonation XXX parody of famous football wives and girlfriends. Bobbi Starr plays “Victoria Fuckham”, Carla Cox plays “Leslie Trash”, and Amy Brooke plays “Paris Cliton” (Paris Hilton dated Portuguese superstar Cristiano Ronaldo the year before).

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• Rollerball

  2002 | Heatwave | Jim Powers

  Bridgette Kerkove laces up her rollerblades and takes on on the James Caan role in this dystopian sci-fi XXX parody. Yes, there’s actual rollerskating here. The godawful big-budget Hollywood Rollerball remake came out the same year, but the porn version is much more fun.

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• Roller Dollz

  2008 | Adam & Eve-Zero Tolerance | James Avalon

  Two studios collaborated on this XXX tribute to the retro bad-girl roller derby craze. Starring Eva Angelina, Penny Flame, Teagan Presley, Sunny Lane, Bree Olson, Kayden Kross, Ava Rose and many more.

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• This Ain’t ESPN XXX

  2011 | Hustler | Otto Bauer

  This Hustler parody of the cable sports network includes pornstar lookalikes of Erin Andrews conducting postgame interviews in an NFL locker room, Sara Walsh and John Buccigross cementing their anchor partnership on-air, Angela Sun visiting Shaun White in the hospital, NBA players entertaining groupies, and Danica Patrick shooting a racy new commercial. All celebs impersonated, this is a parody!

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• Amber Lynn’s Personal Best

  1986 | Caballero | Jonathan Burroughs

  Personal Best was a sensitive portrait of female athletes and lesbians. The porn parody version was slightly less sensitive. “Amber Lynn is hot to trot in this racy, raunchy marathon of cross-country runners competing for honors and each other’s awesome bodies!”

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• Tyler’s Wood

  2010 | Adam & Eve | David Lord

  The Tiger Woods adultery scandal was like catnip to pornographers. This quickie XXX flick starred Tyler Knight as the golfer, Kayden Kross as his blonde model wife, Evan Stone as his caddy, and Diana Doll, Capri Cavalli, Natasha Nice, Andi Anderson and Richelle Rya as mistresses.

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• Tiger’s Got Wood

  2010 | Wicked | Cash Markman

  The other big Tiger Woods porn parody starred Jonny Slim as the golfer, Diana Doll as his long-suffering wife, Evan Stone as her rebound man, and India Summer, Richelle Ryan, Madelyn Marie, Krissy Lynn, Jazy Berlin, Heidi Mayne and Ryder Skye as mistresses.

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• Debbie Does Dallas

  1978 | VCX | Jim Clark

  One of the most famous porno flicks of all time. Though the Dallas Cowboy Cheeerleaders had been around in some form for years, 1978 was the season when they became pop culture cheesecake sensations. In the XXX parody, Bambi Woods plays a high school cheerleader raising money to travel to Dallas for “Texas Cowgirls” tryouts.

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• Cicciolina e Moana “Mondiali”

  1990 | Euro Sexe | Mario Bianchi

  When Italy hosted the 1990 World Cup, pornstars Cicciolina and Moana Pozzi helped out the home team by seducing various foreign stars. That’s the plot of this porno flick, at least. Featuring Ron Jeremy as Diego Maradona (!!!), Sean Michaels as Ruud Gullit, and Eric Price as Jurgen Klinsmann.

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• Chyna is Queen of the Ring

  2012 | Vivid | B. Skow

  Chyna (aka Joanie Laurer) stars in this gangbang parody, taking on pornstar impersonators of The Iron Sheik, Ric Flair, Triple H, Stone Cold Steve Austin, John Cena, The Rock and Hulk Hogan. Also featuring Evan Stone and Lisa Ann as fake Vince and Stephanie McMahon.

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• Not Monday Night Football XXX

  2009 | LFP | Will Ryder

  The filmmakers took some historical liberties by pairing announcers John Madden and Howard Cosell (played by pornstar impersonators, of course), who ham it up in the booth while introducing various pregame orgies. The final scene features Evan Stone as legendary QB “Manhattan Joe”.

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Axel Braun’s newest superhero porn parody Man of Steel XXX is now live and streaming at Vivid.com. It will be available there exclusively to subscribers for two weeks, then the DVD will hit stores on July 9, 2013.

There have been plenty of Superman porn parodies in the past. Axel Braun himself made Superman XXX: A Porn Parody in 2011 and Superman Vs Spider-Man in 2012. Man of Steel XXX mimics its current Hollywood namesake by adopting a more somber (relatively) tone and giving Superman a black costume. From the official Vivid blurb:

Say goodbye to the dorky, fumlbing Clark Kent of the 70′s …. Afer a freak accident in which he kills Livewire, Clark leaves Lois, burns his costume and goes back to Smallville to rekindle his romance with Lana Lang. But President Luthor has other plans — and they involve Silver Banshee and Bizarro. It’s a darker, moodier, bolder look at the iconic character, with more action, more drama, and definitely more sex that any of its mainstream incarnations, and of course with the exceptional quality and attention to detail that fans of Axel Braun have come to expect of him.

Hey look, there’s a YouTube trailer.

The dashing Ryan Driller plays porno Superman for the third time. The cast also includes Sasha Knox (Livewire), Skin Diamond (Silver Banshee), Kirsten Price (Lois Lane), Samantha Ryan (Lana Lang), Kendall Karson (Zatanna) and Billy Glide (Bizarro).

This Ain’t Star Trek XXX 3, directed by the great Axel Braun, is out now on DVD. Hustler has posted teaser clips and galleries for each of the five scenes.

Scene 1

Dillon Harper (Yeoman Malone) and Evan Stone (Captain Kirk) on an away mission

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Scene 2

Ana Foxx (Lieutenant Uhura) threesome with Marcus London (Scotty) and Jake Taylor (redshirt) in the transporter room

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Scene 3

Richie Calhoun (Spock) gets the Pon Farr, Penny Pax (Nurse Chapel) provides treatment

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Scene 4

Scarlett Fay (Lt. Marla McGivers) and Bailey Blue (Yeoman Rand) demonstrate alien mating rituals

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Scene 5

Ana Foxx (still Uhura) with Michael Vegas (young Captain Kirk in an alternate timeline or some shit)

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This Ain’t Star Trek XXX 3 In 3D is available now on DVD. Or watch This Ain’t Star Trek XXX 3 and dozens of other Hustler porn parodies at Hustler.com.

Last November, PORN PARODY wrote about the mysterious Community porn parody which was filmed but never released. Fans of the show (and at least one cast member) were bummed. We filed it under “lost films”.

Sometime afterwards Hustler bought the rights, called it This Ain’t Community XXX and quietly posted it in the Hustler.com membership area. It doesn’t look like the film will ever get a DVD release, but at least it’s available somewhere.

Hey look, Hustler has posted some freebie video clips and photos, which gives us a chance to check out the casting and scene pairings.

Britta (Alexis Texas) explores her own vagina as homework for her Women’s Studies class, then hooks up with Abed (Marco Banderas). Apparently Abed spends a lot of time at the gym when he’s offscreen.

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Troy (Tyler Knight) and Annie (Sindee Jennings) have a decidedly non-Platonic friendship in the porn parody version. Jennings is the worst casting choice hands down.

4 flash clips | clip & pics | clip & pics | 15 photos

Pierce (Herschel Savage) fantasizes about hooking up with Shirley (Jada Fire) in the study room. Even better than Eartha Kitt.

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Jeff (Mark Wood) convinces Professor Slater (Dana DeArmond) to set aside her personal rule against fucking students on her desk.

4 flash clips | 15 photos | clip & pics | clip & pics

And that’s it. No Chang, no Dean Pelton. Apparently no one in the cast watched the show except Dana DeArmond. Still, This Ain’t Community XXX is not as bad as advertised. With porn it always pays to keep your expectations low.

Will Ryder has been working on Not the Wizard of Oz XXX for nearly a year, and the finished film hits shelves on July 10, 2013. Our store is taking pre-orders. Ryder’s studio X-Play uploaded this SFW trailer to YouTube last week.

X-Play promises “700 special effects, thousands of edits, five musical numbers and seven sex scenes”. It’s not clear what counts as a “special effect” in porn, but visually this does like stylish. Will Ryder calls Oz XXX “the most spectacular porn movie any of us have ever been a part of … You will be blown away like a Kansas tornado”.

The casting breakdown for the big roles:

Maddy O’Reilly as Dorothy
Anikka Albright as the Good Witch
Brandy Aniston as the Wicked Witch
Nina Hartley as Auntie Em
Stella Marie as a Munchkin
James Bartholet as the Cowardly Lion
Dick Chibbles as the Tin Man
Mac Turner as the Scarecrow
Seth Gamble as the Wizard

Some “behind the scenes” teaser clips went up a while back: one, two, three. And you can check out set photos at AVN and the official film site. Some tamer samples after the jump:

Not The Wizard Of Oz XXX available in the official Porn Parody DVD Store.

Director Jordan Septo has posted trailers for two of his upcoming porn parodies to YouTube.

First up, The Lone Ranger XXX coming from Exquisite in September (that’s the plan, at least).

And OMG It’s the Leaving Las Vegas Parody! will be released by Juicy, no release date announced.

We’ll bring you more info as the release dates get closer.

Burning Angel celebrates the 4th of July by releasing their highly-anticipated The Walking Dead XXX: A Hardcore Parody. What could be more patriotic than a sexy zombie apocalypse?

The Walking Dead: A Hardcore Parody – Burning Angel

Playing the key roles are Joanna Angel (Lori), Kleio (Andrea), Skin Diamond (Michonne), Tommy Pistol (Rick), Tommy Gunn (Shane), Wold Hudson (Carl) Sierra Cure (Zombie Sofia), Owen Gray (Daryl), Danny Wylde (Glen). And Jessie Lee, Brittany Lynn, Larkin Love and Arabelle Raphael play sexy zombies.

You can tell the Burning Angel folks know and dig the show. Sex scenes include a Rick-Lori-Shane threesome (potentially awkward, but we’ll see); Andrea and Michonne (oh yes, god yes); Carl and zombie Sofia (both 18+ now, of course) and a big climactic orgy at the CDC.

Sounds like the Burning Angel version takes place pre-Herschel’s farm, which leaves plenty of room for sequels. If they do another one, we’d really like to see Carol get a scene. Would any MILF pornstars be willing to cut their hair that short?

So the big question: did Burning Angel manage to make zombies sexy? Judge for yourself with these teaser pics of Arabelle Raphael, Brittany Lynn, Jessie Lee, Larkin Love and Sierra Cure in full walker mode.

The Walking Dead XXX: A Hardcore Parody available now in the official Porn Parody DVD Store.

Time for another big list post, this time counting down the top porn flicks spoofing animated movies and TV shows.

• Beaver & Buttcheeks

  1993 | Dreamland | Jim Enright

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  One of three Beavis & Butthead porn parodies, and sadly the only one that circulates legally. They turned the lead characters into hot babes played by Tara Monroe and Rebecca Bardoux, and Ron Jeremy makes an appearance.

• The Backdoor Adventures of Butthead and Beaver

  1993 | Heatwave | T.C.

  Nikki Sinn and Tom Byron appeared in this early Beavis & Butthead XXX spoof. Sadly not available on DVD or streaming. There was a sequel in 1994, according to IAFD.

• Face Jam

  1997 | VCA | Jim Enright

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  The title and box evoke the Michael Jordan/Looney Tunes teamup Space Jam. Pornstar Kylie Ireland claimed to have hooked up with MJ at a strip club, and the plot of Face Jam involves pro athletes at a strip club (one with very loose rules about champagne room activities).

• Pornocchio

  1987 | Moonlight | Scotty Fox

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  Brittany Morgan, Bionca Seven and Jessica Wylde starred in this 80s riff on the Pinocchio fairy tale. The not all that surprising porny plot twist: “It’s not his nose that grows!”

• Hello Titty

  2007 | Third World Media

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  This XXX series, currently up to #11, highlights adorable Japanese girls with big boobs. The original Hello Titty DVD box had a cartoon kitty mascot with devil horns and a boner, but subsequent releases dropped him.

• Who Reamed Rosie Rabbit

  1989 | Fantasy | John T. Bone

  This lame quickie Who Framed Roger Rabbit? knockoff had a character named “Rosie Rabbit”, played by Victoria Paris, but otherwise no connection to the original. Not available on DVD or streaming, but bootleg copies are floating around.

• 7 Into Snowy

  1977 | VCA | Antonio Shepherd

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  This classic 1970s porn flick riffed on the Snow White story, starring Abigail Clayton in the title role and Kay Parker as her wicked stepmother. Did Snow White even have a wicked stepmother? What the hell, she’s got one here.

• Alice In Wonderland: A XXX 3D Animation Parody

  2011 | Adult Source Media

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  There have been countless XXX adaptations of Alice in Wonderland (maybe that will be its own list soon). This computer-animated hentai version followed the most recent big-budget Hollywood version.

• The Flintbones

  1992 | HIP | Mad Dad Dan

  A classic parody starring Ron Jeremy as “Red Flintbone”. Wilma becomes “Willing”, Pebbles and Bam Bam become “Puddles and Gang Bang”, and so on. Sadly this one is unavailable on DVD or streaming, though bootleg copies might be floating around online.

• SpongeKnob SquareNuts

  2013 | Wood Rocket | Lee Roy Myers

  Lee Roy Myers’ demented underwater frolic was released in installments on the free video site Wood Rocket. The early frontrunner for Best Costumes at the 2013 porn awards ceremonies.

• Joelean and the Pussycats

  2002 | VCA | Fred J. Lincoln

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  Saturday morning cartoon Josie and the Pussycats followed an all-girl rock band who wore tiger-print leotards on stage. It was awesome. After the 2001 live-action Hollywood movie, the porn parody quickly followed.

• Sailor Poon: A XXX Interactive Parody

  2012 | LFP | Lee Roy Myers

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  Lee Roy Myers takes on the magic girl manga classic Sailor Moon. Shot in “interactive” format, meaning viewers can control camera angles and sex acts using the DVD remote. Starring Lexi Belle (as Sailor Poon herself), Asa Akira and Heather Starlet.

• This Ain’t The Smurfs XXX 3D

  2012 | Hustler | Axel Braun

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  Cartoon lovers and blue bodypaint fetishists rejoice! Starring Lexi Belle as “Smurfette”, Charley Chase, Nicole Aniston and Evan Stone. It’s smurfpendous.

• Who Stole Roger Rabbit?

  2009 | Bluebird

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  Costumes, computer animation and pornstars in furry suits liven up this stylish Bluebird parody of Who Framed Roger Rabbit?

• American Dad XXX: An Exquisite Films Parody

  2011 | Exquisite | Jordan Septo

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  This one actually came out a year before Family Guy XXX. Evan Stone is perfectly cast as Stan, Andy San Dimas plays Hailey, Briana Banks plays Francine, and Anthony Rosano dons the lumpy gray Roger suit.

• The Red Hot Roadrunner

  1987 | Caballero | Charlie Diamond

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  Have you ever wondered what would happen if Wile E. Coyote finally caught the Roadrunner and they had hot sex? If so, this mind-blowing 80s porn parody is definitely for you.

• Beaver & Buttface

  1995 | Sin City | Buck Adams

  Buck Adams and Tony Tedeschi starred in the most ambitious Beavis & Butthead parody, which used green-screen to put the pornstars against animated backdrops. Not in official circulation nowadays, but unofficial copies are floating around. A while back some kind soul posted a five-minute non-sex excerpt subtitled in German to YouTube.

• The Simpsons XXX Parody: Marge & Homer’s Sex Tape

  2011 | LFP | Lee Roy Myers

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  Homer borrows a videocamera from Flanders so he and Marge can record their memories. Andy San Dimas dons yellow bodypaint and blue wig to play XXX Marge. Cookie Kwan, Moe, McBain and Barney also make appearances.

• Not South Park XXX

  2013 | X-Play | Will Ryder

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  Cartman, Stan, Kyle and Kenny are all 18+ in the porn parody version. In fact, the plot revolves around Kyle’s 18th birthday.

• Family Guy: The XXX Parody

  2012 | LFP | Lee Roy Myers

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  The Seth McFarlane cartoon empire just cries out for porn parody. Starring Aurora Snow (Lois), Anthony Rosano (Peter), Sarah Shevon (Meg), Misty Stone (Donna), Tyler Knight (Cleveland) and James Deen (Quagmire).

• The Flintstones: A XXX Parody

  2010 | New Sensations | Will Ryder

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  Will Ryder directed this spoof of the classic stone age sitcom. Starring Peter O’Tool (as Fred, who does not get a sex scene oddly enough), Hillary Scott (Wilma), Brooke Lee Adams (Betty), Hayden Winters and Seth Gamble (barely legal Pebbles and Bam-Bam).

• Scooby Doo: A XXX Parody

  2011 | New Sensations | Eddie Powell

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  Ruh-roh! This instant classic matches the groovy decor and fashions of the original cartoon perfectly. Starring Bree Olson as Daphne; Bobbi Starr as Velma; Michael Vegas as Fred; Chad Alva as Shaggy; Lily LaBeau as a mysterious stranger; and Evan Stone as the scheming old man who would have got away with it if it weren’t for those meddling kids. The plot involves Scooby going missing, which helps avoid any squicky “why is that Great Dane in the room watching us have sex?” factor.

In the 1980s and 1990s, the “Pink Panther” series starring Peter Sellers as Inspector Clouseau was a popular porn parody target. Could the porno guys think up any dirty wordplay using “pink”, “shot” or “Clouseau”? Let’s see …

The first was Inspector Cliteau in The Pink Panties in 1985. Herschel Savage played the title role with a funny hat and fake moustache. Female stars included Shanna McCullough, Nina Hartley, Lili Marlene and Kimberly Carson.

Next up in 1990 was A Shot in the Mouth, referencing the first Clouseau movie A Shot in the Dark. This time around Randy Spears played the bumbling detective with the outrageous French accent searching for the missing “Pink Pussy” diamond. Female stars included Lauren Brice, Paula Price, Kim Alexis and Raven Richards. They made a sequel the following year (reviewed back in the day on Usenet), which does not circulate nowadays.

Then in 1995 we got A Shot in the Pink with Dave Hardman as “Inspector Clitsoe”, plus Channone, Christi Lake, Kimberly Kummings, Tia Gunn and Crystal Gold.

Hardman, Lake and Cummings returned for the 1996 sequel, which added Davia Ardell, Nina Cherry and Rebecca Lord.

IAFD lists a lost 1995 porno title, Inspector Croissant: The Case Of The Missing Pinky, which sure sounds like another Pink Panther series porn parody but who knows.

For whatever reason, Steve Martin’s recent revival of the Pink Panther franchise did not spawn any new XXX spoofs.

DreamZone has posted the SFW trailer for Laverne & Shirley XXX to YouTube.

They’ve included most of the supporting characters from the show. Here’s the casting breakdown:

Laverne – Chanel Preston
Shirley – Riley Reid
Lenny – Seth Gamble
Squiggy – Tommy Pistol
The Big Ragoo – Anthony Rosano
Laverne’s dad – Evan Stone
Mrs. Babish – Raylene

How many people remember Laverne and Shirley nowadays? That’s a pretty good recreation of the costumes and hairstyles.