Drumroll please, it’s time for the best of the best. Enjoy!
Full list: 60-51 | 50-41 | 40-31 | 30-21 | 20-11 | 10-1
10 24 XXX
Wicked | Axel Braun | Kurt Lockwood, Ash Hollywood, Tyler Knight, Claire Robbins, Alektra Blue, Penny Pax, Brie Simone, Ron Jeremy, Kaylani Lei
Hilarious takedown of the real-time counter-terrorism thriller. Ticking clock, check. Geometric split-screens, check. Super-intense Jack barking orders, check. Defiant Jack tied up and interrogated by dominatrix Chloe, check. They even nailed the way the phones ring at CTU headquarters.
9 Between the Headlines
Filly Films | Lily Cade | Nina Hartley, Aiden Starr, Lily Cade, Aaliyah Love, Vanessa Veracruz, Lotus Lain, Zoey Monroe, Ela Darling
Filly Films (motto: “A Lesbian Company”) presents the must-see political sex scandal porn parody of the year. An idealistic young staffer stumbles upon a secret White House tryst between Michelle (Lotus Lain) and Hillary (Nina Hartley). Should she tell all to MSNBC’s “Rachel M” (Lily Cade)? Or maybe to Fox News’s “Megyn K” (Aaliyah Love)?
8 X-Men XXX
Vivid | Axel Braun | Allie Haze, Chanel Preston, Skin Diamond, Katie St. Ives, Andy San Dimas, Tommy Gunn, Alec Knight, Tom Byron, Jeanie Marie
Professor X! Magneto! Rogue! Storm! Phoenix! Polaris! Emma Frost! Kitty Pryde! Wolverine! Cyclops! Blob! Foreigner! Colossus! Vivid hyped the “incredible ensemble of marvelously erotic mutants, awesome costumes, and mainstream-quality visual FX, along of course with Axel Braun’s legendary attention to detail”. OK, slight exaggeration on the FX quality, but this is a must-see for nerd porn lovers.
7 Cinderella
Wicked | Axel Braun | Samantha Saint, Penny Pax, Carter Cruise, Evan Stone, Julia Ann, Tyler Knight, Seth Gamble, Veronica Avluv
Another of Axel Braun’s stylish, playful fairy tale adaptations. One big difference: Cinderella (Samantha Saint) enjoys a much better relationship with her stepsisters (Penny Pax, Carter Cruise) in this version.
6 Pornocopia
Wood Rocket – Zero Tolerance | Lee Roy Myers | Aiden Starr, Dani Jensen, Violet Monroe, Veruca James, Chloe Addison, Tommy Pistol, James Deen, Anthony Rosano
Pornocopia collects five short parodies directed by Lee Roy Myers: The Knobbit, Spongeknob Squarepants 2, Porks and Recreation, Sex Toy Story and Rob Ford’s Sex Tape. (There were rumors of a real Rob Ford sex tape, but mercifully it never leaked.) These vignettes originally appeared on Myers’s funky tube site Wood Rocket.
5 Barbarella: A Kinky Parody
Kink.com | Lorelei Lee, Aiden Starr, Chanel Preston, Dylan Ryan, India Summer, Maitresse Madeline, Milcah Halili,Dragon Lily
Lorelei Lee stars in the role made famous by young Jane Fonda. BDSM specialty studio Kink.com released these six scenes in installments across six different network sites, then later released the whole film on DVD. Each scene highlights a particular kinky fetish. We posted scene breakdowns, clips and galleries a while back.
4 Doctor Whore
Wood Rocket | Lee Roy Myers | Jodi Taylor, Skin Diamond, Ava Dalush, April O’Neil, Tara Lynn Foxx, Richie Calhoun, Kris Slater, Aaron Wilcox, Brian Street Team
After fifty years, the legendary Time Lord gets the porn parody he deserves from the great Lee Roy Myers. The scenes originally appeared on WoodRocket.com, then were collected for DVD release.
3 This Ain’t Game of Thrones XXX
Hustler | Axel Braun | Marie McCray, Brandi Love, Spencer Scott, Amanda Tate, Ryan Driller, Scarlett Fay, Evan Stone, Alec Knight, Kirsten Price
The sexiest show on TV gets a hilarious and sexy parody. We posted clips and galleries in April. Scene pairings include Tyrion and Sansa (aged up and enthusiastic); Daenerys and Doreah; Cersei and Varys (surprise!); Brienne and Jamie; Ygritte and Jon Snow.
2 Down on Abby: Tales From Bottomley Manor
Harmony | Gazzman | Lexi Lowe, Ava Dalush, Jasmine Jae, Tessa Thrills, Ben Dover, Jasmine James, Ryan Ryder, Jess West, Cathy Heaven
Finally, the Downton Abbey porn parody we were all waiting for. Harmony did a great job with the period sets, costumes and jewelry, hair and makeup, faux aristocratic bearing, etc. This release received tons of free publicity, like when Conan O’Brien held up the DVD box cover for giggling guest Michelle Dockery.
1 Snow White XXX
Wicked | Axel Braun | Riley Steele, Jessica Drake, Ash Hollywood, Kylie Ireland, Alec Knight, Asa Akira, Katie St. Ives, Ryan Driller, Michael Vegas
The consensus best of Axel Braun’s excellent fairy tale films for Wicked, and our choice for best porn parody of 2014.