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20 White House Orgy
Hustler | Will Ryder | Tyler Knight, Claudia Valentine, Megan Vaughn, Bonnie Rotten, Mia Gold, Layton Benton, Lisa Ann
After a string of Sarah Palin lookalike parodies, including the 2008 post-election quickie Obama’s Nailin’ Palin, Hustler gives the President his due. The centerpiece is an Oval Office orgy with Barack, Michelle and a half-dozen enthusiastic interns. Disclaimer: “This movie is not sponsored, endorsed by, or approved of in any manner by President Barack Obama, Michelle Obama, Janet Napolitano, Susan Rice, Kathleen Sebelius, Sonia Sotomayor, Joe Biden or John Kerry.”
19 9 1/2 Weeks XXX
Adam & Eve | David Lord | Summer Brielle, James Deen
Less a parody, more a hardcore homage to the softcore erotic classic. Fortunately for viewers, James Deen makes a far more appealing sex god than Mickey Rourke.
18 Spider-Man XXX 2
Vivid | Axel Braun | Dani Daniels, Casey Calvert, Veruca James, Sarah Shevon, Xander Corvus
Hollywood dropped another Amazing Spider-Man blockbuster this year, and Vivid piggybacked with a Spider-Man XXX sequel directed by by superhero porn parody guru Axel Braun. (Look for the same tactic in summer 2015, when The Avengers 2 hits theaters and Vivid releases The Avengers XXX 2.)
17 This Ain’t Duck Dynasty
Hustler | Bud Fox | Natalia Starr, Presley Hart, Evan Stone, Zoey Foxx, Christie Stevens, Mikki Lynn
In the Hustler version, the redneck entrepreneur clan invents a “Beaver Call” which doubles as a sex toy. The crazy fake beards and reality TV-style character commentaries make this one a lot of fun, whether you love or hate the original.
16 BBQ Titmasters
Burning Angel | Joanna Angel | Kleio, Sheena Rose, Necro Nicki, Joanna Angel
Three tattooed and pierced Burning Angel girls prepare BBQ in the backyard for host Joanna Angel and three male judges. Then they all move inside for messy post-BBQ sex.
15 The Whore of Wall Street
Brazzers | Dani Daniels, Capri Cavanni, Monique Alexander, Xander Corvus, Mick Blue
Brazzers released five episodes of this Scorcese sleazefest tribute online, then put the whole film on DVD. Because it’s awesome!
14 Not Jersey Boys XXX
X-Play | Will Ryder | Zoey Monroe, Sunny Lane, Carmen Caliente, Anya Ivy, Mila Blaze, Ryder Skye, Chad White, Tommy Pistol, Kurt Lockwood, James Bartholet, Eric John, Chad Diamond
Porn with musical numbers may not be everyone’s cup of tea, we get that. But Will Ryder made it work in his Grease and Wizard of Oz parodies, and he makes it work again here.
13 Sleeping Beauty
Wicked | Axel Braun | Stormy Daniels, Anikka Albrite, Riley Steele, Casey Calvert, Shayla Laveaux, Claire Robbins
Axel Braun directed three majestic fairy tale films for Wicked this year. Great costumes, great sets, great lighting, beautiful and funny and hot. Anikka Albrite plays the title princess, Stormy Daniels plays the wicked Maleficent.
12 American Hustle XXX
Smash | Will Ryder | Aaliyah Love, Penny Pax, Mia Austin, Carter Cruise, Kurt Lockwood, Tommy Gunn
This project made perfect sense for Will Ryder. His campy parodies of 1970s and 1980s TV shows — The Brady Bunch, The Partridge Family, Howard Cosell-era Monday Night Football, etc — are known for their playful, spot-on recreations of period costumes, hairstyles and design. The real American Hustle likewise had a blast recreating 1970s costumes, hairstyles and design. It’s a groovy match made in heaven.
11 Austin Powers XXX
Vivid | B. Skow | Tommy Pistol, Raylene, Nina Hartley, Allie Haze, Natasha Nice, Evan Stone
There have been several Austin Powers porn parodies before (including a Mini-Me-centered version starring Mario the Midget), but this Vivid version does the best job capturing the goofy vibe and visual style of the originals.