UPDATE (10/3): the complete film This Ain’t Girls XXX is now available exclusively at Hustler Parodies. Look for a DVD release in mid-October.
Hustler has posted the SFW trailer for This Ain’t Girls XXX to YouTube.
Lena Dunham famously expressed disapproval when this project was announced, which must have made Hustler ecstatic. Controversy = free publicity!
Alex Chance plays the lead role, Hannah, ie the Lena Dunham role. Also starring Sierra Day, Mia Gold, Florence Dolce, Adriana Chechik, Dick Chibbles, Kris Slater and Richie Calhoun.
Superhero porn parodies have been all the rage over the past few years, bumpdrafting the mainstream Hollywood superhero craze. But the history of super-powered smut goes back much further. PornParody.com’s crack research team recently stumbled across an old series featuring XXX superheroes Blackman and Anal Woman.
In 1989, the year of the first Michael Keaton Batman movie, Pleasure Productions came out with Blackman. It starred Ray Victory in the title role, cruising Bay City in the BlackMobile and keeping the citizenry safe and satisfied. Also starring Jamie Gillis (as villain “the Poker”), Cherelle Marie, Ebony Ayres (aka Ebony Ayes), Jeannie Pepper, Purple Passion, Shantele and Sean Michaels. Tagline: “He’s Blacker Than Night and Longer Than Day!”
In 1990, the same studio followed up with sequel Anal Woman. Susan Vegas played the title heroine (that’s her on the box cover, at least), and Ray Victory returned as Blackman. Also starring Bionca, Jeannie Pepper and Mia Powers. Tagline: “Holy Backdoor Entry, Blackman!”
Later in 1990, the series continued with The Erotic Adventures of Blackman & Anal Woman. Ray Victory was still Blackman, also starring Angel Kelly, Chantel Lane, Jeannie Pepper, Mia Powers and Rachel Ryan. The box cover shows Kelly and Powers reaching for Victory’s super-package; it’s not clear which one is supposed to be Anal Woman. Since Jeannie Pepper was the only actress in all three films, maybe she’s Anal Woman. Maybe I’m overthinking this. Tagline: “He’s Black, Back and On the Attack! She’s Sweet, Neat and Indiscreet!”
Hustler has posted the completed film This Ain’t Girls XXX to its new Hustler Parodies site. Get on your knees, crawl to the bedroom and watch it now. Now! Based on the way they handled This Ain’t Homeland XXX, we can expect a DVD release of This Ain’t Girls XXX a couple weeks from now.
Here’s the cast and scene breakdown, plus links to teaser clips and photos.
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Hannah (Alex Chance) and Adam (Richie Calhoun) have sex in his apartment. Nice to see the filmmakers included Adam’s clueless attempts at dominance/submission play in the parody. For me that’s always been the funniest, most cringe-inducing part of the show. Previews: videos, mixed, mixed.
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Shoshanna (Mia Gold) and Alex (Kris Slater) get busy at a coffee shop in the afternoon. Where are the baristas and other customers while this is going on? I like this coffee shop. Previews: videos.
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Florence Dolce plays a girl who masturbates in a public restroom stall. Is this based on a character or scene from the HBO show? This doesn’t ring a bell at all for me, but I haven’t seen every episode. Previews: videos, mixed, photos.
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Hannah and Marnie (Adriana Chechik) get fed up with men — who can blame them on this show — and experiment with lesbianism. Previews: videos, mixed, photos.
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Jessa (Sierra Day) and Thomas John (Dick Chibbles) have sex in an alley. Attention connoisseurs of hideous pornstar tattoos, this scene is for you. Previews: videos, mixed, mixed, photos.
Director Jim Powers drops E.T. XXX: A DreamZone Parody today, the definitive hardcore defilement of the beloved Spielberg classic. Starring Capri Anderson, Veronica Radke, Jodie Taylor, Alana Evans and some guy in an E.T. costume.
Check out the SFW trailer:
And a set photo showing E.T. with Jodie and friend:
Not surprisingly, this is not the first E.T. porn parody. Back in 1985, Ron Jeremy directed (but did not star in, mercifully) one called E Three: The Extra Testicle.
There haven’t been all that many musical porn parodies. Considering that most pornstars sing even worse than they act, this is probably a good thing. But we’re actually kinda jazzed for Grease XXX: A Parody from director Will Ryder, released by Adam & Eve and in stores now.
Riley Reid and Seth Gamble star in the roles made famous by Olivia Newton-John and John Travolta.
Will Ryder declares, “It is going to give our movie Not the Wizard of Oz XXX a run for it’s money that’s for sure, but if you liked Grease, you will fall in love with this movie.”
Also starring Evilyn Fierce, Kiera King, Melody Jordan, Rebecca Bardoux, Gaia, Coco, Trinity St. Clair, Adriana Chechik, Brooklyn Chase, James Bartholet, Ron Jeremy, Anthony Rosano and Richie Calhoun.
Adam & Eve posted a SFW sneak peak to YouTube. Gaia (the pornstar, not the world spirit) posted two NSFW behind-the-scenes clips to DailyMotion, an interview and a shower frolic with costar Adriana Chechik.
Wood Rocket has posted the complete Game of Thrones porn parody Game of Bones: Winter is Cumming, directed by Lee Roy Myers. It’s free! Look for a two-disc DVD release soon, but for now it’s a Wood Rocket exclusive.
(3) Daenerys enjoys new boytoy Daario, after shooting down poor Jorah again;
(4a) White Walker solo masturbation scene;
(4b) Jon and Ygritte in the cave;
(5) Cersei and Margaery on the great Dildo Throne.
The cast includes James Deen, April O’Neil, Dana DeArmond, Anikka Albrite, Tommy Pistol, Claire Robbins, Tanya Tate, Aaliyah Love, Aaron Wilcoxxx, Bailey Blue and Anthony Rosano.
The popularity of Duck Dynasty is truly amazing. It’s the biggest cable reality show ratings-wise by far, at least triple what the Kardashians draw. So the only question is, What took the porn parodists so long?
Female stars (left to right on the box) are Natasha Starr, Kendall Karson, Maddy O’Reilly and Chanel Preston. Donning the big fake beards are Evan Stone, Derrick Pierce, Tommy Pistol and Ryan McLane.
Hey look, YouTube trailer, complete with fake ZZ Top theme song!
Hustler recently announced plans to make This Ain’t Duck Dynasty XXX, but we don’t expect that one until early 2014.
Official studio blurb: “The mighty Thor battles the Frost Giants and suffers minor wounds, only to be betrayed by his own half-brother Loki, who tricks him into hurling his hammer Mjolnir to Midgard after assuming Thor’s identity to seduce Sif. What follows is a trip to Earth, a fever dream hospital stay, an encounter with The Temptress and The Executioner, and a series of epic battles and ever more epic sex that only the legendary Axel Braun could conceive!”
Starring Brendon Miller (as Thor), Tommy Pistol (Loki), Julia Ann (Frija), Nicole Aniston (The Enchantress), Alyssa Branch (Jane Foster), Kimberly Kane (Sif), Mark Davis (Odin), Dick Chibbles (Heimdall) and Dick Delaware (The Executioner).
The Vivid.com subscribers area also has Axel Braun’s Wolverine XXX, Iron Man XXX, The Avengers XXX, Man of Steel XXX, Star Wars XXX and tons more. Not a bad deal.
This Isn’t Bad Grandpa, It’s a XXX Spoof – Jackass porn parody
In the XXX version, an old man has a series of crazy adventures with young women. Unlike the Jackass version, the star here is a real old man, not a good-looking stud in old-age makeup.
So if your fantasies include watching a Don Rickles-looking dirty old man screw a bunch of women 1/3 his age, you’re in luck. And you might also want to check out White Ghetto’s similar This Isn’t On Golden Pond … It’s A XXX Spoof from 2011.
Brazzers Network added a pair of punny porn parody titles recently, targetting Monte Python and H.P. Lovecraft respectively.
First up, Spunky Python’s Flying Squirtus starring Leigh Darby. And now for something completely different, indeed! Expect absurdity and squirting. Previews: trailer, clip, photos.
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We would be remiss if we did not caution that defibrillators are NOT sex toys. Don’t try this at home.
Next up, The Cunt of Cthulhu starring Emma Leigh. Her boobs are terrifyingly non-Euclidean! I don’t remember any vampires in “The Cult of Cthulhu”, but what the hell, close enough for porno work. Previews: trailer, clip, photos.
Lee Roy Myers’ outstanding Game of Thrones porn parody, Game of Bones: Winter is Cumming, is now available everywhere in every format. It debuted on the free tube site Wood Rocket, and you can still watch it there for free. Or you can snag a sharper copy at these sites:
Game of Bones: Winter is Cumming – XXX Game of Thrones porn parody directed by Lee Roy Myers
If you’re a fan, you want to know who fucks whom in the XXX version. Here’s the scene list:
(Intro) Tyrion and Varys, just talking, no sex;
(1) Podrick and whore, his secret revealed;
(2) Robb and Talisa in the war tent;
(3) Daenerys enjoys new boytoy Daario, after shooting down poor Jorah again;
(4a) White Walker solo masturbation scene;
(4b) Jon and Ygritte in the cave;
(5) Cersei and Margaery on the great Dildo Throne.
The cast includes James Deen, April O’Neil, Dana DeArmond, Anikka Albrite, Tommy Pistol, Claire Robbins, Tanya Tate, Aaliyah Love, Aaron Wilcoxxx, Bailey Blue and Anthony Rosano.
This looks like the last big porn parody release of 2013. Enjoy!
At first I thought “Cinderella: the lost footage” was the name of the movie. But then “Hawaii Vice” also looked like the name of the movie. OK, I figured it out soon enough. Cinderella Classics is the releasing company, and “the lost footage” is the name of its retro-reissue series.
Hawaii Vice (1988) starred real-life Hawaiian-born porn star Kascha. Her IAFD entry includes this tidbit: “She was billed as being of mixed descent (half Chinese and half Swedish), and was known for her East Asian features and contrasting blonde hair. Contrary to popular belief, Kascha had little or no European heritage and was of primarily Asian ancestry.” Sneaky porno fucks.
Ron Jeremy directed the film and co-starred. Also starring Bionca, Jade East, Nina DePonca, Stephanie Rage, Peter North and Francois Papillon (that’s him on the box cover looking like Don Johnson’s meathead brother).
They made six more of these, all released in 1989, all with Kascha and Francois Papillon.
Hawaii Vice 3: Beyond The Badge Hawaii Vice 4: Soft Shoulders and Dangerous Curves Hawaii Vice 5: Sky’s The Limit Hawaii Vice 6: Kiss Me Kill Me Hawaii Vice 7: Thin Blue Line Hawaii Vice 8: The Solution
Sadly, none of #3 through #8 have gotten official reissues. Hey Cinderella, how about a box set?
Porn parody begins 2014 with a whimper. White Ghetto brings us two new hardcore spoofs of cable reality shows.
First up, Shahs of Sunset. The real show on Bravo is a minor hit in the “horrible shallow people with too much money” reality genre, a la the Kardashians. The White Ghetto version, This Isn’t Shahs of Sunset … It’s A XXX Spoof!, features five ethnic-looking pornstars who might have ancestors from somewhere near Persia.
Meanwhile, Bar Rescue on Spike follows a team of nightclub consultants who help struggling bar owners turn their businesses around. In This Isn’t Bar Rescue … It’s A XXX Spoof!, “these owners got more than they ask for from these horny bar experts. Instead of advice on how to pour a shot, they get the best fuck of their lives!” In the short term, that sounds like a good deal.
Dreamzone presents a new hardcore porn parody of Sylvester Stallone’s Rambo series. The heavily-tattooed (even by porn standards) Bonnie Rotten stars as “Joan Rambone” in Rambone XXX: A Dreamzone Parody.
The porn parody plot closely follows First Blood (the first John Rambo movie and the only one that didn’t have “Rambo” in the title). “Veteran Joan Rambone is traveling cross-country when she passes through a small town and finds herself being hassled by by the local sheriff and his deputies. They think she’s just another typical drifter making her way through their quiet town. But they soon discover that Rambone is not typical at all. As the cops find themselves incapable of of handling her sexual prowess and dangerous maneuvers, they realize that hassling her was a big mistake.”
The cast includes Bonnie Rotten, Christy Mack, Kendall Karson, Brianna Brooks, Seth Gamble and Tommy Pistol. The underrated Jordan Septo directs.
Not surprisingly, Rambo was a popular porn parody target in the 1980s. The mysterious Linda Chu starred in Bimbo: Hot Blood, Part 1 in 1985, followed by one lost sequel. The same year saw Rambone: The First Time, which was recently reissued on DVD by Alpha Blue. One male pornstar actually adopted the name “Dick Rambone” and starred in Rambone the Destroyer, followed by Rambone Does Hollywood (in which Rambone settles down and becomes a pimp). Finally, Peter North starred in Ramb-Ohh! in 1988.
Hustler has made a fortune off its series of Sarah Palin lookalike porno flicks. Now it’s the Democrats’ turn in White House Orgy, new in our store today.
Tyler Knight plays fake president Barack Obama, seen here in the Oval Office surrounded by eight enthusiastic interns. Is that offensive? Yeah, probably. The female cast includes Bonnie Rotten, Megan Vaughn, Mia Gold, Claudia Valentine and Layton Benton.
Judging from the back cover disclaimer, White House Orgy includes XXX lookalikes of other prominent Washington figures: “This movie is not sponsored, endorsed by, or approved of in any manner by President Barack Obama, Michelle Obama, Janet Napolitano, Susan Rice, Kathleen Sebelius, Sonia Sotomayor, Joe Biden or John Kerry.” Yikes.
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Larry Flynt may be a Democrat, but first and foremost he’s an asshole who enjoys pissing off the world. God bless him for that.
The four airport security hassle-themed XXX vignettes star Skin Diamond, April O’Neil, Diamond Foxxx and Andy San Dimas. The pre-release publicity touted Lee Roy Myers as director, but his name is nowhere on the finished product.
Porn Parody editorial staff would like to point out that “Pussy Pounding” does not begin with “A”. Could they not think of any porny-sounding words that begin with “A”? Weird.
Hopefuls pursuing their Fucktory dreams include Blue Angel, Marica Hase, April Blue, Emylia Arga, Valentina Nappi and Mike Chapman. Rocco Siffredi conducts two of the auditions personally, a true sign of professionalism.
Some new Europorn outfit called Cum Louder has released two porn parody anthology titles. Neither seems to be available on DVD in North America, but our GameLink store has them in streaming and download formats.
First up, Spoof Porn, Volume 1 features three episodes: “Sex of Thrones” (based on Game of Thrones), “Roky” (based on Rocky) and “Anal License” (based on the James Bond franchise). Starring Jynx Maze, Klara Gold and Leyre Pajon.
Also out now, Porn Heros, Volume 1 featuring superhero XXX parodies of Iron Man, Thor, the Hulk and Wolverine. (The pornographers are based in Spain, so cut them some slack on spelling.) Starring Angel Rivas, Noe Milk, Yoha Galvez and Noemi Jolie.
The “Volume 1″ in both title implies more volumes will be forthcoming. Cool.
A few weeks ago, Hustler dropped White House Orgy, a porn parody which imagined Barack Obama (played by Tyler Knight) partying with a harem of horny interns in the Oval Office.
To keep the buzz alive, Hustler just released an “official music video” on YouTube, entitled “America on the Run”. If Fox News developed a hardcore porn label, it would look a lot like this.
As hip-hop spoofs go, it’s not as funny as “I’m on a Boat”, but not bad.
As regular readers know, White Ghetto is far from my favorite porn parody studio. But you have to hand it to them, they keep churning out these XXX spoofs every few weeks like clockwork. Other pornographers could learn a little something about professionalism and punctuality from these guys.
