Porn parody begins 2014 with a whimper. White Ghetto brings us two new hardcore spoofs of cable reality shows.
First up, Shahs of Sunset. The real show on Bravo is a minor hit in the “horrible shallow people with too much money” reality genre, a la the Kardashians. The White Ghetto version, This Isn’t Shahs of Sunset … It’s A XXX Spoof!, features five ethnic-looking pornstars who might have ancestors from somewhere near Persia.
Meanwhile, Bar Rescue on Spike follows a team of nightclub consultants who help struggling bar owners turn their businesses around. In This Isn’t Bar Rescue … It’s A XXX Spoof!, “these owners got more than they ask for from these horny bar experts. Instead of advice on how to pour a shot, they get the best fuck of their lives!” In the short term, that sounds like a good deal.
The horny bar experts include Brooke Haven, Tessa Taylor, Coco Velvet, Jamey Janes and Alexa Cruz.