Best Cartoon Porn Parodies of All Time

Time for another big list post, this time counting down the top porn flicks spoofing animated movies and TV shows.

• Beaver & Buttcheeks

  1993 | Dreamland | Jim Enright

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  One of three Beavis & Butthead porn parodies, and sadly the only one that circulates legally. They turned the lead characters into hot babes played by Tara Monroe and Rebecca Bardoux, and Ron Jeremy makes an appearance.

• The Backdoor Adventures of Butthead and Beaver

  1993 | Heatwave | T.C.

  Nikki Sinn and Tom Byron appeared in this early Beavis & Butthead XXX spoof. Sadly not available on DVD or streaming. There was a sequel in 1994, according to IAFD.

• Face Jam

  1997 | VCA | Jim Enright

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  The title and box evoke the Michael Jordan/Looney Tunes teamup Space Jam. Pornstar Kylie Ireland claimed to have hooked up with MJ at a strip club, and the plot of Face Jam involves pro athletes at a strip club (one with very loose rules about champagne room activities).

• Pornocchio

  1987 | Moonlight | Scotty Fox

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  Brittany Morgan, Bionca Seven and Jessica Wylde starred in this 80s riff on the Pinocchio fairy tale. The not all that surprising porny plot twist: “It’s not his nose that grows!”

• Hello Titty

  2007 | Third World Media

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  This XXX series, currently up to #11, highlights adorable Japanese girls with big boobs. The original Hello Titty DVD box had a cartoon kitty mascot with devil horns and a boner, but subsequent releases dropped him.

• Who Reamed Rosie Rabbit

  1989 | Fantasy | John T. Bone

  This lame quickie Who Framed Roger Rabbit? knockoff had a character named “Rosie Rabbit”, played by Victoria Paris, but otherwise no connection to the original. Not available on DVD or streaming, but bootleg copies are floating around.

• 7 Into Snowy

  1977 | VCA | Antonio Shepherd

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  This classic 1970s porn flick riffed on the Snow White story, starring Abigail Clayton in the title role and Kay Parker as her wicked stepmother. Did Snow White even have a wicked stepmother? What the hell, she’s got one here.

• Alice In Wonderland: A XXX 3D Animation Parody

  2011 | Adult Source Media

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  There have been countless XXX adaptations of Alice in Wonderland (maybe that will be its own list soon). This computer-animated hentai version followed the most recent big-budget Hollywood version.

• The Flintbones

  1992 | HIP | Mad Dad Dan

  A classic parody starring Ron Jeremy as “Red Flintbone”. Wilma becomes “Willing”, Pebbles and Bam Bam become “Puddles and Gang Bang”, and so on. Sadly this one is unavailable on DVD or streaming, though bootleg copies might be floating around online.

• SpongeKnob SquareNuts

  2013 | Wood Rocket | Lee Roy Myers

  Lee Roy Myers’ demented underwater frolic was released in installments on the free video site Wood Rocket. The early frontrunner for Best Costumes at the 2013 porn awards ceremonies.

• Joelean and the Pussycats

  2002 | VCA | Fred J. Lincoln

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  Saturday morning cartoon Josie and the Pussycats followed an all-girl rock band who wore tiger-print leotards on stage. It was awesome. After the 2001 live-action Hollywood movie, the porn parody quickly followed.

• Sailor Poon: A XXX Interactive Parody

  2012 | LFP | Lee Roy Myers

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  Lee Roy Myers takes on the magic girl manga classic Sailor Moon. Shot in “interactive” format, meaning viewers can control camera angles and sex acts using the DVD remote. Starring Lexi Belle (as Sailor Poon herself), Asa Akira and Heather Starlet.

• This Ain’t The Smurfs XXX 3D

  2012 | Hustler | Axel Braun

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  Cartoon lovers and blue bodypaint fetishists rejoice! Starring Lexi Belle as “Smurfette”, Charley Chase, Nicole Aniston and Evan Stone. It’s smurfpendous.

• Who Stole Roger Rabbit?

  2009 | Bluebird

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  Costumes, computer animation and pornstars in furry suits liven up this stylish Bluebird parody of Who Framed Roger Rabbit?

• American Dad XXX: An Exquisite Films Parody

  2011 | Exquisite | Jordan Septo

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  This one actually came out a year before Family Guy XXX. Evan Stone is perfectly cast as Stan, Andy San Dimas plays Hailey, Briana Banks plays Francine, and Anthony Rosano dons the lumpy gray Roger suit.

• The Red Hot Roadrunner

  1987 | Caballero | Charlie Diamond

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  Have you ever wondered what would happen if Wile E. Coyote finally caught the Roadrunner and they had hot sex? If so, this mind-blowing 80s porn parody is definitely for you.

• Beaver & Buttface

  1995 | Sin City | Buck Adams

  Buck Adams and Tony Tedeschi starred in the most ambitious Beavis & Butthead parody, which used green-screen to put the pornstars against animated backdrops. Not in official circulation nowadays, but unofficial copies are floating around. A while back some kind soul posted a five-minute non-sex excerpt subtitled in German to YouTube.

• The Simpsons XXX Parody: Marge & Homer’s Sex Tape

  2011 | LFP | Lee Roy Myers

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  Homer borrows a videocamera from Flanders so he and Marge can record their memories. Andy San Dimas dons yellow bodypaint and blue wig to play XXX Marge. Cookie Kwan, Moe, McBain and Barney also make appearances.

• Not South Park XXX

  2013 | X-Play | Will Ryder

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  Cartman, Stan, Kyle and Kenny are all 18+ in the porn parody version. In fact, the plot revolves around Kyle’s 18th birthday.

• Family Guy: The XXX Parody

  2012 | LFP | Lee Roy Myers

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  The Seth McFarlane cartoon empire just cries out for porn parody. Starring Aurora Snow (Lois), Anthony Rosano (Peter), Sarah Shevon (Meg), Misty Stone (Donna), Tyler Knight (Cleveland) and James Deen (Quagmire).

• The Flintstones: A XXX Parody

  2010 | New Sensations | Will Ryder

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  Will Ryder directed this spoof of the classic stone age sitcom. Starring Peter O’Tool (as Fred, who does not get a sex scene oddly enough), Hillary Scott (Wilma), Brooke Lee Adams (Betty), Hayden Winters and Seth Gamble (barely legal Pebbles and Bam-Bam).

• Scooby Doo: A XXX Parody

  2011 | New Sensations | Eddie Powell

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  Ruh-roh! This instant classic matches the groovy decor and fashions of the original cartoon perfectly. Starring Bree Olson as Daphne; Bobbi Starr as Velma; Michael Vegas as Fred; Chad Alva as Shaggy; Lily LaBeau as a mysterious stranger; and Evan Stone as the scheming old man who would have got away with it if it weren’t for those meddling kids. The plot involves Scooby going missing, which helps avoid any squicky “why is that Great Dane in the room watching us have sex?” factor.